The stress of essays/exams/life in general is really getting to me right now. It’s having some rather unpleasant effects on my personality. I’m becoming a “bad egg” of Veruca Salt proportions.
This is my list of demands!
A nice holiday (preferably somewhere in Asia or Scandinavia… but I’m not fussy).
Some new headphones.
Doom Patrol Volumes 2-7
Jason Segel/Mark Ruffalo/Hugh Jackman to act as “back-up boyfriend” should my current “primary” boyfriend be unable to fulfil his duties, for whatever reason.
Someone to make dinner for me.
Someone to wash up afterwards.
Cute vegetarian shoes! (Or basically, a non-meat version of the H+M/Swedish Hasbeens collaboration. It’s amazing!)
To finally figure out what to do with my hair.
To live in a house made of falafel.
A neverending gobstopper.
An iPad (I don’t especially want an iPad, but a 21st century Veruca Salt would own at least three).
Change for £1 so I can use the vending machine that requires exact change and get a packet of McCoys.
Some cute, plain American Apparel dresses. to avoid wardrobe crises in the future.
And an end to the headaches that are making me feel like this: